CAUTION: Contains trace amounts of common sense. Handle with care—this rare ingredient may cause allergic reactions in modern society.


When common sense becomes so rare it requires a hazard warning label, you know society took a wrong turn. This design satirizes a world where basic logic, biological reality, and traditional wisdom are treated as dangerous contaminants rather than foundational principles. "Trace amounts" suggests common sense has been diluted to nearly nothing in public discourse. The megaphone symbol warns that speaking it might be hazardous—to your career, your reputation, or your social standing. The warning label format mocks a culture that puts trigger warnings on everything except its own insanity. What should be normal now requires safety precautions. What should be obvious now needs disclaimers. Wear this as fair warning to those allergic to reality: this product contains the increasingly rare ingredient of common sense, which may cause discomfort in those unaccustomed to rational thought.